I hate Miley Cyrus. Not the person, because I save my person-hatred for the truly evil, but the persona. It's dumb, trite, not entertaining, and the girl can barely sing. I hate that my little sister idolizes her, I hate these expectations of purity and asceticism she will inevitably fail to uphold, and I hate that damn peace sign. But I really like this dress that she wore to the AMAs. UPDATE: It's okay, because Heidi Klum wore it first. Phew.
(Also, I really liked Rihanna's dress. But when I briefly channel surfed through the show, she was performing with a sparkley eyepatch on. Hilaaarious!)